Hotel Transylvania 3 - Please Stay Away

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Animated slap-slick comedy adventure (though I'm being generous describing it comedy)

Dracula goes on a cruise vacation, he's lonely and goes on a dating website, the predictive text bit is funny. While on the cruise he falls in love with the female captain, unfortunately she's a Vanhelsing, so any possible relationship would be consequently difficult.

I only laughed very occasionally and couldn't wait for this to finish.
Best stay away from this or they'll probably make a 4th installment.

2/10


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