Baywatch – the big screen re-boot

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This is a comedy action adventure - Adapted from the 1990's TV series (which I wasn't a big fan of either). All things considered, what made the original TV series popular was that this was televised in the pre-internet era when soft porn wasn't so readily accessible to teenage boys. Lots of attractive girl's slow-motion running must have been quite a draw a the time!

The premise this time is the stunningly beautiful life-guards (who have a family atmosphere) not only save lives but also get into a wacky adventure along the way. This time they're foiling drugs smugglers who are attempting to get their pills into the Bay.

Essentially the jokes were not very well written and did not work for me to a large degree, it would probably be best to watch this very drunk to make sense of the poorly written plot.

This film is definitely for you if you want to see jiggly boobs in slow-mo!
Otherwise there are thousands of YouTube clips that do it better.

2/10.


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